Wight Trash Super Freak El Lurchio

Wight Trash super freak El Lurchio has a 2 page spread in this weeks Sunday Sport.

If you’ve ever needed an excuse to buy the tabloid worlds ultimate T&A paper, here it is.

Lurch will be pulling a convertible Audi with 2 topless TOWIE ‘stars’ in it – by a sword down his throat.

Sounds like the perfect Wight Trash photo shoot.

Answers on a postcard of what you think the headline may be.

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