Wight Trash super freak El Lurchio has a 2 page spread in this weeks Sunday Sport.
If you’ve ever needed an excuse to buy the tabloid worlds ultimate T&A paper, here it is.
Lurch will be pulling a convertible Audi with 2 topless TOWIE ‘stars’ in it – by a sword down his throat.
Sounds like the perfect Wight Trash photo shoot.
Answers on a postcard of what you think the headline may be.